Do not trust the Evil One!

I dunno, just a doodle...

This is also me...

I did promise /threaten to post this, so there. This is me now as we speak.
What went wrong?!

This is really me!

Anyone who has met me will make wee with laughter, but this is actually me. I can't remember how old I was, approx . between 10 and 12 I think. Don't I look lovely. (So glad I grew that beard!) Perhaps next I'll post a picture of me now, and you can see where it all went wrong!!!!!

Oh My Word!!!

It's over a month since I made a post here! I'm so crap! Sorry, I've been a bit busy. (Yeah, yeah, aren't we all? Excuses, excuses!!)
Anyway, these are a couple of pics I did as a colouring activity for my son's dinosaur themed 6th birthday party. I promise to try harder. Don't hit me....please!

Doodle-doo.

It's only a doodle, but hey, at least it's new this time!

Oh, what a cop-out! Hair Woman!!!!

Okay, I'm still busy and ill with cold. I have about 20 years worth of sketchbooks I can plunder though, so no need to fret. I shall try to put something new up next time though.

Woooooooooooooohhhh!!!!!!!

Another old sketchbook thing, but a scary one this time. Don't complain, you're lucky to be getting anything at all!!

Mr.Lazy, He Make A Post...At last.

Okay, apologies-I have been busy, but am making supreme effort to post something. Albeit something about 10 years old out of my sketchbook. I am crap.

Yoda Sketch...

Here's a sketch of Yoda I did the other day. I've been trying to learn how to draw him for a comic strip, and he is actually harder to draw than I first anticipated, but I can now just about draw him with no reference material in front of me.
...Which is nice.

My Tartan Shit.

Can't remember where this came from. I mis-heard something and wrote it down in my notebook, and that's a good enough reason for me!!!

Back from Caption 2006!

I had a really great time, with lots of conversations, good food and drink and lots of sunshine. These pics are one of the things I did for the programme and auction, based on the idea of exquisite corpses, as the theme this year was 'Remix'.

Sorry,but I really have been busy!

I know it sounds unlikely coming from the self-confessed bone idle man of small-press comics. I have been away on holiday this week, camping in the New Forest and being set upon by various ponies, donkeys and wasps. And earwigs. And grasshoppers. And the wind. And a frankly pointless inflatable mattress that does more harm than good. Also, I have been trying to finish my contribution for the auction at Caption 2006 in Oxford(See links list for website!) I am getting excited for it is starting tomorrow.
Coo!

How......?

How do all these people have time to maintain blogs? Also, the same goes for diarists. I don't even have time in the day to do all the things I need to do, let alone write about them!
Anyway, today I had a Tuna mayonnaise and sweetcorn pitta bread-It was yum!!

Something New!

Okay, It's just a quick sketch I did today, but I did colour it!!!

Oops! I am a lazy man!!

Apologies, this is old-will try to post something new later!

I Said It Was Erratic!

I will try to post something later today, if I have the time or inclination, but the world seems a bit ploppy at the moment, so you'll be lucky if I get round to it............arse.

A Very Short Poem Today, I Think...

Narcissus

I think that I
Shall never see

Someone quite as nice
As me.

I Hate Bloody Football!!

There, I've said it. I hope England get knocked out as soon as possible, so I don't have to put up with stupid flags on stupid peoples stupid cars. My secret desire is to take my garden shears and cut them all off! I hate most other sports too, so don't think I'm biased!
Rant over, you may go about your daily business.
As long as it doesn't involve flags.

Painter Sketch

Been playing around on Painter with me Wacom-Quite pleased with initial results!