Hello, Fortean Tim here.

Our publisher, Blazing Heretic would like to apologise to all of our reader, or if there are indeed more than one of you, readers, for the extended hiatus of service over the festive period.

This is because of the unfortunate fact that Mr. Heretic has recently fallen victim to the current financial climate, in so far as he worked for Woolworths as well as producing the wonderful pool of weird and wonderful insight and knowledge that is Fortean Tim!

But fear not!

While dear old Woolies may be literally on the scrap heap, our humble offering of strange news from the realm of the absurd shall continue unabated!

Look out for the new posting that is almost certainly nearly virtually imminent, shortly.

A Happy New Year To One And All!  (Except that shifty looking bloke in the corner.......)